Been able to tell the difference between a Muskoka and an Adirondack chair...

Taken my chances here ...

Run into Eddie Vedder while camped out in his RV...

Found Chinese Cuisine suspenseful...

Been Lucky...

Been to Australia... (safe trip mrs. c.)

Knew that Willys had a serial number...

Lost a Ferret...

Been pulled over 200 times...

Played the harmonica...

Hugged a tree...

Met a doggie with this much style...

Been where men are men and sheep are nervous...

Joined in any Reindeer games...

Thought this even likely...

Been to Ireland...

Driven on grass...

Gone for a ride in re rystery rachine with Casey Kasem.

Had Santa leave a reptile under the tree...

Been on a skool trip to a crematorium...