Thought this even likely...

Been to Ireland...

Driven on grass...

Gone for a ride in re rystery rachine with Casey Kasem.

Had Santa leave a reptile under the tree...

Been on a skool trip to a crematorium...

Shaken hands with the eighteenth Prime Minister of Canada...

Looked VERY closely at the back of a US penny (until now)...

Been marred...

Driven a Chinese sports car...

Been to an "Agatha Christie Children's Theatre" production...

Been a Fish Friar ...

Been on a Magical Mystery Tour..

Had a nightmare quite this frightening...

Been for a ride in a paddy wagon...

Partied with Richard Gere...

Used Preparation H...

Ridden the short bus…

Been gored...

Met Jerry Mathers...

Been Mooned...

Met anyone named Jonah...

Built a Brick Shithouse...

Bought a vowel (or consonant for that matter)…

Found out just what is sold here...

Given birth...

Read 'The Stolen White Elephant' ...

Ridden Bareback...

Smoked Orange Hawkweed...

Been to a Chiropractor...

Been a backup singer for JT Taylor...

Walked on Water...

Been to Hooters...

(Sorry no porn or adult content here)

Flown with the Snowbirds...

Climbed to the top of a Firetower...

Gone over Niagara Falls in a barrel...