Built a better mousetrap...

Believed it was butter...

Struck twice...

Been able to tell the difference between a Muskoka and an Adirondack chair...

Taken my chances here ...

Run into Eddie Vedder while camped out in his RV...

Found Chinese Cuisine suspenseful...

Been Lucky...

Been to Australia... (safe trip mrs. c.)

Knew that Willys had a serial number...

Lost a Ferret...

Been pulled over 200 times...

Played the harmonica...

Hugged a tree...

Met a doggie with this much style...

Been where men are men and sheep are nervous...

Joined in any Reindeer games...

Thought this even likely...

Been to Ireland...

Driven on grass...

Gone for a ride in re rystery rachine with Casey Kasem.

Had Santa leave a reptile under the tree...

Been on a skool trip to a crematorium...

Shaken hands with the eighteenth Prime Minister of Canada...

Looked VERY closely at the back of a US penny (until now)...

Been marred...

Driven a Chinese sports car...

Been to an "Agatha Christie Children's Theatre" production...

Been a Fish Friar ...

Been on a Magical Mystery Tour..

Had a nightmare quite this frightening...

Been for a ride in a paddy wagon...

Partied with Richard Gere...

Used Preparation H...

Ridden the short bus…

Been gored...

Met Jerry Mathers...

Been Mooned...

Met anyone named Jonah...

Built a Brick Shithouse...

Bought a vowel (or consonant for that matter)…

Found out just what is sold here...

Given birth...

Read 'The Stolen White Elephant' ...

Ridden Bareback...

Smoked Orange Hawkweed...

Been to a Chiropractor...

Been a backup singer for JT Taylor...

Walked on Water...